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Posted 1 month ago

everets:

bon appetit actually comes from the latin, boner appetite, meaning “hungry for that dick meat”

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Posted 3 months ago
  1. me: would you rather make out with someone for nourishment, or make out with fruits and veggies for nourishment
  2. coach: make out with someone, duh.
  3. coach: that's such an easy one. who would pick fruits and veggies?
  4. me: shit, i don't know, haha
  5. coach: it would have been a better question if you specified the someone was ugly
  6. me: well if that was the case, what would it be?
  7. coach: ...fruits and vegetables.
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Posted 3 months ago

connuh:

when i was in second grade i stole one of my dads playboys and ripped out some pages and brought it to my neighbors house and convinced her that these girls were sex slaves and we had to save them

for some reason we wandered in the woods for hours looking for pornstars