February 2012
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i’m sharpening my knives right now i will seriously destroy everyone
ragequitting life
I hate losing more than I love winning.
i love my boys so much.
so goddamn much.
juderefrain:
I have decided that I don’t want to get married. The thought of someone always being there seriously creeps me out.
I’m eating HE’S THERE I’m sleeping HE’S THERE I’m showering HE’S THERE I’m taking a dump HE’S THERE
i think about this almost everyday
someone please explain to females that sticking out your tongue profusely is not fucking cute
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i have to walk to work tomorrow.
i work 9am - 4:30pm and i am terribly sick but its a sunday and thats 25% more pay so i guess i’ll do it whatever fuck my life
i was about to feel real embarrassed but then i remembered that no one gives a fuck about you, including me.
also, you are a shitty friend i hate everyone
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is this seriously happening someone pinch me
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whenever i im people i dont really talk to, i take deep breaths and then finally send “hi” and then i automatically exit out of the convo because i am a wuss
i’m going to feel so empty when basketball season is over. i love all of my boys so much and i’m just so committed and invested in this team.
i don’t think a group of people has ever meant this much to me
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URGENT!
someone send me some friends because i have none!
i dont think anyone would be able to understand what’s going on through my mind right now
Still Looking
dearoldlove:
I look for you even in places where you’d never be.
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kanye west: never mind i'll find someone like me
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i’m not really sure what to do with myself.
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sammyowens:
I’m really not doing very well emotionally or mentally and I feel like my friends either don’t understand that or the extent of it or they just don’t care.
mattvogel:
lizayzay:
What if Nic Cage just runs onto the field and steals the super bowl trophy.
we must steal the super bowl
too-stoned-to-remember:
Imagine losing your virginity on a car bed
Recreations
dearoldlove:
I keep ruining current relationships by trying to recreate ours.
me: ignores responsibilities and goes on internet